What does Florida Governor Rick Scott know that the rest of us don’t know? While doctors and scientists are pulling their hair out over a deadly fungal meningitis outbreak, Governor Rick Scott already knows the cure:
Calling a sex hotline.
Rick Scott announced the phone number at a cabinet meeting. Local radio stations broadcast the announcement, and then a caller notified them that he had given the wrong number.
People who called the number seeking information on fungal meningitis were greeted by a sexy voice saying:
“Hello boys, thank you for calling me on my anniversary.”
The correct number for the Florida Fungal Meningitis Hotline is: 866-523-7339.
Rick Scott’s significant other — if he has one — might be a little curious about what he was doing with that other phone number.
Scott likely found that number on the restroom wall at a house of ill repute frequented by Republican family values pols. Remember, IOKIYAR. ;)
ReplyDeleteAh, karma. You are a wonderful lady.
ReplyDeleteBeechwood 4-5789
ReplyDeleteYou can call him up and have a date
any old time
Erik
For a good time call 867-5309.
ReplyDeleteSW: LOL. That wouldn't be a bit surprising.
ReplyDeleteJim: Yup, couldn't happen to a nicer person.
Erik: Brings back memories.
Randal: And more memories.