Who Hijacked Our Country

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Dick Cheney Shoots Bush, Rumsfeld; Sets Fire to White House; Then Kills Himself

Happy April Fools Day!


Blogger John P. said...

LOL! Happy April Fools to you too. Thanks for commenting on the DSG. I'm going to link you up.

April 1, 2006 at 1:31 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

John P.: Thanks. I'll add DSG to my links.

April 1, 2006 at 2:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

damn, i wish!

April 1, 2006 at 5:54 PM  
Blogger John Smith said...

I just figured out that today's April fools wow. COuldn't figure out why all the stories were strange.

April 1, 2006 at 7:48 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Anonymous: Didn't mean to get your hopes up :)

John Smith: That happened to me too today. I'm on the e-mail list of this fitness guru (Matt Furey), and his e-mail today was totally over the top. He was talking about hanging out with Paris Hilton and John Travolta, wrestling alligators, and killing poisonous snakes by flexing his muscles when they bit him so the poison would be deflected back into the snake. And the whole time I was reading it, I was just "God Damn! Unreal!" And then at the end of the e-mail he said "April Fool!" I was had.

April 1, 2006 at 10:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DAMMIT! It'd be so nice if it were true.

April 2, 2006 at 5:18 AM  
Blogger kimananda said...

Well, we can dream, anyway!

April 2, 2006 at 5:35 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Benjamin Solah, Kimananda: Yup, wouldn't it be nice. We can dream.

April 2, 2006 at 10:33 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

The idea of the President, a human,being dead, and the White House, which is the house of the people of the United States of America being burned to the ground seems funny to you?

Or,"so nice if it were true".

That's really f-ed up.

April 3, 2006 at 2:27 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jenn: Let me get this straight now. Your blog is titled "Say No to Politically Correct Bullshit," and now suddenly you're going all politally correct? The headline was a joke, you know, April Fools' Day. Lighten up!

April 3, 2006 at 3:08 PM  

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