Say “Climate Change,” Go To Prison
The State of Florida has FINALLY come to terms with climate change. No, not the actual phenomenon of climate change itself, of course. According to the Florida Powers That Be, the best way to solve a problem is to simply not talk about it. ssshhhhh!!!
Therefore, employees of Florida's Department of Environmental Protection are now prohibited from using the following phrases: “climate change,” “global warming” and “sustainability.”
Problem solved.
Labels: climate change, Florida Department of Environmental Protection
posted by Tom Harper @ 3:23 PM
2 Comments:
So when the Resort Cities become underwater how are they supposed to explain the reason to the Governor. Apocalypse?
Erik
Erik: I guess they can say it was God's Will, or the collective warmth generated by the coming Rapture, or something.
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