Carly Fiorina Doubles Down on Edited Planned Parenthood Video
Most people, after they've been punked by a Candid Camera prank, would get all embarrassed, and quietly step back and wait for the public laughter and ridicule to fade away. Or there's the Carly Fiorina school of “When you find yourself in a hole, keep digging. Dig harder! Faster! Deeper!”
After her nonstop ranting and spouting over that Planned Parenthood “sting” video that turned out to be a fake, Carly Fiorina is madder than ever. She's going to get to the bottom of this!
“I saw a pink elephant, God Damn it! I know it was there!” “I saw the magician pull a rabbit out of his hat. Now, where's the rabbit?!? We need to investigate!”
“They told me there was a left-handed monkey wrench under the sky hook, and I can't find it! Where did they hide that left-handed monkey wrench?!? And what the fuck is a sky hook?!? ANSWER ME!!!”
Labels: Carly Fiorina, Planned Parenthood video
posted by Tom Harper @ 12:35 AM
8 Comments:
Irrelevant to her misdeeds, but I can hardly stand to even look at this witch. And when she opens her venomous, lying mouth...it's almost as bad as that Alaskan whatshername. Puke!
She seems to believe intensity is all you need to win a debate.
jadedj: If Carly gets the nomination, maybe she'll choose Sarah Palin as her running mate. [shudder] That was too much of a sick joke, even for me. I have to be excused for a minute :)
Jim: Hopefully her brand of cold calculated intensity-on-cue won't be enough to keep her in the race.
A Sky Hook is a type of Basketball shot made famous by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Erik
Because angry liberals like Hillary and Wasserman-Shultz with her angry perm are so much more appealing.
Erik: I had no idea there actually was any such term as sky hook. When I was in the Navy, it was one of those non-existent items that people would be sent out to look for, as a prank. Same with left-handed monkey wrench, and tricking somebody into standing out on the weather deck to watch for the mail buoy.
Anonymous: In case you didn't get the memo, John Chaffetz (the teawipe who looks like Chris Christie's retarded brother) has admitted that the Planned Parenthood witch hunt was just that -- a witch hunt. (That wasn't his wording.)
You mean like a Snipe hunt or a Jackalope?
Erik
Erik: LOL. Exactly.
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