Donald Trump: Who is John Miller? Don’t Hang Up — Answer the Question!!!

We might have found Donald Trump’s Achilles’ Heel:  Ask him “Did you ever employ someone named John Miller as a spokesperson?”   A caller asked him that question during an interview, and Trump went ballistic and hung up.

It turns out, “John Miller” was an alias Donald Trump used.  He was pretending to be Donald Trump’s publicist — “John Miller” — and “John Miller” turned out to be Donald Trump, singing his own praises in the second person.  “He’s gonna make America great again!!”  “Why should he reveal his tax returns?  None of your business!”  “His hands are huuuge, and so is his you-know-what!”

First there was Harvey the White Rabbit; now there’s “John Miller.”

Aside from the sleaze factor, isn’t this sort of…creepy?  Not quite in the same category as Norman Bates getting into a shouting match with his dead mother, but still…

But best of all, Trump lost his cool when he was asked about John Miller.  All of his calculated soundbites, choreographed moods and personas — down the tubes.

So keep after him, damn it!  Make him get rattled in front of his worshipers.  Who is John Miller?  What else are you hiding?  Got any other imaginary friends you’d like to share with us?