Who Hijacked Our Country

Monday, February 22, 2010

Joseph Andrew Stack — HERO???

We already have gangs of low-IQ inbreds that are calling Joseph Stack a hero. Fortunately, nobody in Congress is that sick or that stupid. Right???

Oh. Congressman Steve King (R—Sickfuck) said:

“I think if we’d abolished the IRS back when I first advocated it, he wouldn’t have a target for his airplane. And I’m still for abolishing the IRS, I’ve been for it for thirty years…I can tell you I’ve been audited by the IRS and I’ve had the sense of ‘why is the IRS in my kitchen.’ Why do they have their thumb in the middle of my back.”

It’s bad enough that assholes like this are saying Stack is a hero; or if nothing else, referring to him as a “tax protestor” instead of a murderer or terrorist. But even aside from that, how do these dickwads think we’d pay for wars and prisons if we didn't have that hated IRS?

And more rightwing idiots keep oozing out of the woodwork: Virginia State Delegate Bob Marshall has the wackiest sickest interpretation yet of the Bible. He was at a press conference, speaking out against funding for Planned Parenthood. His reasoning: God punishes women who have had abortions by giving them disabled children.

Also, his reason (using the term loosely) for being against health care reform: Obamacare is trying to take your soul.

But on the bright side:

Coming soon to Pay-Per-View — the No Holds Barred Cage Fight of the Year!!!

Bob “God Will Punish You With a Retard” Marshall vs. Sarah Palin.

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