How Obama Can Save His Shattered Presidency — Bomb Iran!!!

This brilliant advice comes from Daniel Pipes, described in this article as a “neoconservative scholar.” They don’t make scholars like they used to.

Our Racist Chickenhawk du jour says:

“Here is an idea for Barack Obama to salvage his tottering administration by taking a step that protects the United States and its allies. He needs a dramatic gesture to change the public perception of him as a light-weight, bumbling ideologue, preferably in an arena where the stakes are high, where he can take charge, and where he can trump expectations. Such an opportunity does exist. Obama can give orders for the U.S. military to destroy Iran’s nuclear-weapon capacity.”

Daniel Pipes’ previous claim to fame was to go after a New York City public school for the heinous crime of teaching Arab culture to students. The school principal finally resigned after Pipes’ longrunning slander campaign against the school.

In addition to being somewhere to the right of the Ku Klux Klan, Daniel Pipes is also a lying sack of shit. Even if Obama followed Pipes’ wacko advice, it wouldn’t improve his standing among the teabirthers.

If Barack Obama invaded Iran, Venezuela, Bolivia, Cuba and France;

AND

Eliminated all federal funding for Social Security, Medicare, jobs training, the infrastructure, all medical research and all environmental protection;

AND

Quadrupled the Pentagon budget:

Millions of rightwing inbreds would still say Obama is a Communist Muslim who was born in Kenya, hates free enterprise and wants the terrorists to win.

Chickenhawks Drooling Over War With Iran

Here is another sheltered keyboard potato who's willing to fight Iran to the last drop of somebody else’s blood. Where do these pitiful douchebags keep coming from and why do they keep multiplying?

Joshua Muravchik is a member of the American Enterprise Institute and has been affiliated with the Project For a New American Century (PNAC). He has also “been associated with a string of hawkish pressure groups supporting George W. Bush’s interventionist policies in the Middle East” according to this article.

In other words, here is somebody who's led a gritty hardscrabble life and would have a deep empathy with the hardships suffered by our soldiers and veterans. And you can tell he's very sensitive to the grief and despair suffered by the Iranian victims of our bombing. Asshole.

He says “I’m just a pathetic sissy but I love to watch men fight. Oooooh, it’s such a turn-on Our choice is stark. Accept Iran with an atom bomb or cripple its nuclear program by force.”

He also boasts that airstrikes against Iran “would not require a ‘declaration of war,’ an antiquated concept that has not been employed since World War II.” Ah yes, another one of those antiquated concepts, along with the Constitution and the Geneva Convention.

Contact your recruiter, Dickhead.


cross-posted at Bring It On!