Jeb Bush: “Si! Viva La Raza!!!”

The Republican Party has alienated millions of Hispanic voters. Gee, just because the party is full of skinheads, KKK/Nazi-types, immigrant bashers and sheltered country-clubbers doesn’t mean they’re “racist” or anything. [sheesh] [pshaw]

Anyway, the GOP has found a solution to their image problem. Not the underlying cause of their shitty image. No. Just the image itself. Jeb Bush (remember now, his wife is a Meskin) has teamed up with Carlos Gutierrez, Boy George’s former commerce secretary. Their new whitewash organization is called the Hispanic Leadership Network. Together, they’ll come up with a band-aid to put over the festering putrefying abscess of hatred and bigotry that IS the Republican Party.

Problem solved.

And speaking of Republican “logic” (popularly known as Cognitive Dissonance):

There are two distinct separate reasons that the unemployment rate is so high. And these two reasons — these two contradictory beliefs — are held simultaneously by all Republicans:

1. It’s Obama’s fault. Completely. Case closed.

AND:

2. If you’re unemployed, it’s YOUR fault. Stop whining, get up off the couch and get the fuck out there and get a job! NOW, you worthless parasite!

[ouch] No wonder Aspirin and Ibuprofen sales are so high. You can get a wicked headache even pretending to think like a Republican.