Conservative Majority Fund

If there was a truth-in-labeling law for political organizations, the Conservative Majority Fund would have to call themselves Inbreds ‘R’ Us.  The Conservative Majority Fund is sort of a clearinghouse for anti-Obama tinfoil-hat conspiracy theories — a One Stop Shop for knuckledraggers.

Yes of course Barack Hussein Obama was born in Kenya — that’s common knowledge among people who move their index fingers slowly across the page while they read.  But there’s so much more.  The group’s one-minute TV commercial alarms us with these startling facts:

Obama’s college records from Columbia and Harvard are sealed.  His Selective Service record and his records as an attorney — Sealed!  And — [shudder] — he has a Connecticut Social Security number.  Oh God, not Connecticut!?!

At their website, the Conservative Majority Fund is urging everyone to sign a petition to “Stop the United Nations Gun Grab.”

A “gun grab” — not to be confused with Bobbing For Guns at the county fair.