Are You Ready for Constitution Week?

Don’t worry, you’ve still got time to prepare. It’s not until the week of September 17th.

In the meantime, here’s a quick refresher course:

1. America’s original settlers at Jamestown were communists.

2. The Constitution was divinely inspired. Our “founding fathers” were merely secretaries transcribing the word of God..

3. The children of slaves were freer and better off than the children of white non-slaves.

4. Americans invented and developed Sputnik but the Russians stole it from us and got all the credit.

If you were unaware of any of those facts, it just shows you’ve been brainwashed by anti-American politically-correct textbooks and the liberal media.

The above information comes from the National Center for Constitutional Studies, based in Malta, Idaho. And the Tea Party Patriots want to bring this valuable information to America’s school children during Constitution Week.

The National Center for Constitutional Studies was founded by W. Cleon Skousen, a former Salt Lake City police chief who died in 2006. His posthumous fame is mostly because of Glenn Beck worshiping him and blubbering on and on about him on his program.

The director of the Constitutional Accountability Center said:

“It's indoctrination, not education. They're so far from the mainstream of constitutional thought that they are completely indefensible.”

That’s putting it mildly.

Here’s a picture of Zeldon Nelson, the current leader of the National Center for Constitutional Studies. Got a caption?

Mine is: “Whaddya mean, have I seen your teabag? How the fuck would I know where your teabag is?!?”

What’s yours?