Who Hijacked Our Country

Monday, March 29, 2010

Anti-American Terrorist Group Comprised of — Ahem, Uhh — sssshhhhh….

Saving the country from a domestic terrorist attack is important and all that. But political correctness comes first and foremost. You’ll remember last year when Janet Napolitano set off a firestorm when she warned about the threat of domestic terrorists.

No no, the hysterical reaction wasn’t based on fear of an attack. The Homeland Security chief mentioned that some of these militia members were veterans — and the Rightwing Inbred Machine had themselves a Super-Soundbite.

Veterans! The Obama Administration slanders veterans! Democrats hate the troops!

And now, the domestic terrorist group du jour is made up of — nothing personal here or anything, but — Christians.

Damn, talk about timing! The Right spends months gearing up for the annual War on Christmas. They could have turned this into a War on Easter, if only these terrorists had been caught a month or two ago. But Easter is just six days away. How will they spin this?

Nevertheless, Christians are being persecuted. Kill a bunch of police officers in the name of Jesus, and that damn liberal media will be all over your case.

Hutaree is a Christian militia group based in Michigan. Nine of their members have been charged with conspiring to kill law enforcement officers. Their followup plan was to attack a police funeral procession so they could kill some more police officers. This in turn would be the catalyst for a larger uprising against the government.

The leader of this gang is David Brian Stone, aka “Captain Hutaree.” Stone’s son Joshua, also a member, is being sought by police. Stone’s ex-wife told reporters:

“It started out as a Christian thing. You go to church. You pray. You take care of your family. I think David started to take it a little too far.”

…no comment…

Here’s a link to their website, which is “Temporarily Unavailable.” Hutaree is a “secret” word that means Christian Warrior. A secret word??? Sounds like that Night Gallery episode where this mythology professor starts mutating after he speaks the names of a few ancient gods and demons who aren’t supposed to be named.

The Hutaree — oops, I said it again — view all law enforcement officers as an “enemy brotherhood.” It doesn’t matter whether they’re local, state, federal, United Nations — they’re all The Enemy.

After Hutaree completed Step Two — setting off a bomb at a police funeral — Step Three was for members to retreat to a few “rally points” which were protected by trip-wire explosive devices. And here, the Christian Soldiers would batten down for their long bloody war with the United States government.

Do we still have any of those secret prisons in Uzbekistan where these perverts could be rendered?

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