Lt. Governor David Dewhurst — Bleeding Heart Liberal Pussy

Texas Lt. Governor David Dewhurst is trying to pass himself off as some sort of conservative.  I tell you what, Boy — maybe some of them homo blue states would call you a “conservative,” but here in Texas you’s just another minority-coddling liberal.

This boy been disgracing the office of Lt. Governor for going on ten years, and now he wants to represent the Great State of Texas in Washington DC???  Hail No!!!

We’re finally getting rid of that damn RINO Kay Bailey Hutchison (she’s a woman, ‘nuff said) now that her Senate career is wrapping up.  And now that yellow-bellied sidewindin' Dewhurst boy wants to take her place?!?!?

OK, so the boy’s got a few conservative credentials, but nowhere near enough for Texas.  Let’s go over his record:

Self-made multi-millionaire:  Check.

Agrees that fetuses are sacred up ‘til the moment of birth:  Check.

Wants to push them queers back into the closet:  Check.

BUT:

Promoted a few Nigras and wimmins to leadership positions in the state senate:  Red Flag!!!

That does it.  The boy’s a traitor!  That soft squishy RINO boy is wrong for Texas and he ain’t gonna be representin’ us in that there Washington DC.