Ellen DeGeneres Wants to Ram her Lesbian Christmas Down America’s Throat

Fellow Christians, the unthinkable has finally happened:  the War on Christmas and the Homosexual Agenda have joined forces to create America’s Worst Nightmare — a Lesbian Christmas!

Ellen DeGeneres and JCPenney have collaborated on this Satanic mockery of everything America stands for.  Fortunately, a God-fearing Christian group — One Million Moms — is organizing a crusade against this debauchery.

In case you’re skeptical of One Million Moms — their motives, their credentials — they’re an offshoot of the American Family Association.  So rest assured:   whatever crusade they’re undertaking at the moment, God’s Love is smiling down upon us.

JC Penney has defied the will of America’s snake-handling Biblehumping community by running a TV commercial featuring Ellen DeGeneres, a known lesbian.  If you love America and Christmas  — and hate homosexuals, as Jesus commanded — please join One Million Moms in their boycott of JC Penney.

If you love Jesus, you must prove it by signing up for the boycott at the One Million Moms website.