Fox News Slandered by Liberal Media

The state-run liberal media is trying to undermine Fox News’ fair and balanced reporting.  They’re trying to sell us some sort of socialist hogwash about people who watch Fox News being LESS informed than people who get no news at all.

Blasphemy!

The liberal media is desperate.  They’re afraid of the Truth, and we’ve got ‘em on the run now!  If you don’t watch Fox News, you are completely unaware of the following:

Barack Hussein Obama was born in Kenya, he’s a Muslim, and his entire Socialist Agenda is based on his late father’s tribal anti-colonial hatred of the White Man.

Global warming — if there even is such a thing — cannot possibly be man-made.  God created the Earth 6,000 years ago.  He created it and only He can control our weather.  If global warming exists, it’s God’s Will.  Or as Sarah Palin so aptly put it:  Global warming is just God hugging us closer.

If you don’t watch Fox News, you probably still believe the liberal myth that government can create jobs; that a country can tax its way to prosperity.  Fox viewers, on the other hand, are fully aware that the ONLY way to create jobs is to get rid of these cumbersome burdensome government regulations that are strangling the economy.  Scrap these F#$%!&%! regulations, set the job creators free to do what they do best, and millions of new jobs will be created — in time for Christmas!

Ah, Christmas.  That brings us to the War on Christmas.  If it weren’t for Fox News, most Americans wouldn’t even know about it.  A secret cabal of secular humanists — connected to the U.N. of course — has quietly instructed millions of cashiers to say “Happy Holidays” and “Season’s Greetings” instead of “Merry Christmas.”  And it’s WORKING!

And what’s with this latest hullabaloo about those Occupy Wall Street parasites getting pepper sprayed?  The liberal press would have us believe pepper spray is some sort of poison or toxin, or something.  Fox viewers, however, know the Truth:  pepper spray is just a food product.  A FOOD PRODUCT, for Christ’s sake.  Sheesh!