George Will Exposes the Sinister Motives of “Environmentalists”

Well, it’s been a nice ride, but the jig is up.  Our phony “concern” over the environment has enabled us to create a huge all-encompassing socialist nanny state.  But now George Will has exposed us.  It looks like we’ll have to come up with another gimmick with which to brainwash even more millions of Americans into surrendering their freedom and liberty.

I can’t speak for any of my fellow Big Government Liberals.  They might choose to continue with their crocodile tears over the environment, as a means toward achieving our agenda of destroying free enterprise.  But I don't think this tactic will work much longer.  Thanks to George Will — and various think tanks like the Heritage Foundation and the Heartland Institute — the American People have seen through our ruse.

So I’m going to go ahead and come clean:  I personally don't give a flying fuck about the environment, clean air, drinkable water or a bunch of smelly animals.  It was just a ploy to achieve greater government control over every facet of every American’s daily life.  And it worked.  We've created layers and layers and layers of stifling federal bureaucracy, and we've destroyed millions of productive jobs.  But there is still so much more to do.  We will need to find another gimmick, another smokescreen, with which to achieve our Socialist Agenda.

George Will nailed it:  the last straw for me and my fellow Socialists was the fact that in 2011, America became a net exporter of petroleum products.  Damn it!  As George Will puts it:

“Because progressivism exists to justify a few people bossing around most people and because progressives believe that only government’s energy should flow unimpeded, they crave energy scarcities as an excuse for rationing — by them — that produces ever-more-minute government supervision of Americans’ behavior.”

He also says:

“An all-purpose rationale for rationing in its many permutations has been the progressives’ preferred apocalypse, the fear of climate change. But environmentalism as the thin end of an enormous wedge of regulation and redistribution is a spent force.”

In other words, our cover has been blown.  We need to come up with a new one.  Our ultimate goal remains the same, of course:  a gigantic smothering Orwellian nanny state which will completely stamp out every last shred of individual initiative.

I just HATE it when somebody starts a successful business and makes money from it.  Building a better mousetrap?  That’s the responsibility of the GOVERNMENT, not some uppity individual.  I absolutely LIVE for the thrill of confiscating somebody’s hard-earned money and redistributing it to his next door neighbor who refuses to work.

Comrades, do not be discouraged.  We will bury them.  For the moment, it’s back to the drawing board.  But we WILL ultimately achieve our agenda of brainwashing, enslaving and micro-managing the American People.

Da!