In Defense of the Sanctity of Marriage

Good news for all Godfearing Christians who understand that marriage is sacred. California voters have started bringing America home to Jesus, by preventing those icky homosexuals from getting [eww, gross!] married. But that was just the beginning.

California voters are getting ready to take it to the next level. And don’t forget, most nationwide trends started in California.

Since marriages are made in Heaven, then divorce, obviously, is a slap across God’s face. God is getting sick and tired of having His face slapped, and He has instructed His children in California to sign a petition.

John Marcotte, a married father of two, has until Spring of 2012 to collect the 700,000 signatures he’ll need to get his California Marriage Protection Act onto the June 2012 ballot. He said:

“Don't stop gay people from getting married; stop straight people from getting divorced! It's a much more direct way of achieving the goal of Prop. 8.”

Hallelujah! No more divorce. Isn’t that great??? God is smiling, and the people who bankrolled Proposition 8 are dancing in the streets and jumping with joy.

Aren’t they???