Obama’s Quick Response to Hurricane Sandy: It’s a Conspiracy!!!!!!

The name Michael Brown might not ring a bell.  You probably remember him as Brownie, as in “Brownie you’re doing a heckuva job.”  Yup, the disgraced FEMA director from 2005 who stood around with his thumbs up his ass while New Orleans drowned — he’s Baaaack.

Regarding President Obama’s response to the Hurricane Sandy devastation, Brownie said “Why was this so quick?”

WTF???  This dumbfuck would probably look at a passing car and say “Wow!  That carriage doesn’t even have a horse pulling it, and yet it, it’s MOVING!”

Heckuvajob Brownie has been spending the last few weeks poring over details of the 9/11/12 terrorist attack in Benghazi, Libya, hoping and praying that he’ll find something to pin on Obama.  He took time out from his busy schedule for an interview yesterday.  He objected to the “premature” decision to shut down New York City’s transportation infrastructure.

“I don’t object…they should be doing all of that.  But in the meantime, various news commentators…[and others] in New York are shrugging their shoulders, saying, ‘What’s this all about?’ It’s premature [when] the brunt of the storm won’t happen until later this afternoon.”

He also objected to Obama giving a press conference on the previous day:

“My guess is, he wants to get ahead of it — he doesn’t want anybody to accuse him of not being on top of it or not paying attention or playing politics in the middle of it. He probably figured Sunday was a good day to do a press conference.  Obama probably could’ve had a little more impact doing it today…One thing he’s gonna be asked is, why did he jump on this so quickly and go back to D.C. so quickly when in…Benghazi, he went to Las Vegas?  Why was this so quick?… At some point, somebody’s going to ask that question.”

[sigh]

“Brownie, You’re Doing a Heckuva Job” — The Sequel

Out of all the incompetent unqualified negligent pusbags who disgraced George W. Bush’s administration — one particular dickwad stood head and shoulders above the rest. And now He’s Baaack.

Former FEMA director Michael Brown — famous for his thumbs-up-his-ass deer-caught-in-the-headlights “response” to Hurricane Katrina — is back in the news. After being the personification of everything that sucked about Bush’s presidency, you’d think he’d stay under his rock 'til he died. Some people must thrive on being the laughingstock of the country.

Yesterday, Brown accused President Obama of purposely doing nothing about the Gulf of Mexico oil spill until after it got out of control. This would give Obama an excuse to shut down offshore oil drilling.

He said:

“The delay was this. It's pure politics. This president has never supported big oil, he's never supported offshore drilling, and now he has an excuse to shut it back down. This is exactly what they want, because now Obama can pander to the environmentalists and say, 'I'm gonna shut it down because it's too dangerous.’”

This brilliant statement gives the inbreds something else to grunt and go "huh huh huh uh uh" about. From the rest of us:

Heckuva theory, Douchebag.