Dick Cheney: Still Not Dead, Still Squirting Shit out of His Mouth

In the movie “Arbitrage,” there was a line about being the richest person in the cemetery.  Dick Cheney — if he ever dies — apparently wants to be the most hated person in the cemetery.  The one who dies with the most enemies wins.

He’s like an over-the-hill senile retired CEO who keeps coming back to his old company, decades after he’s retired, haranguing the workers about how much better it used to be and what they’re doing wrong.  He gave a speech in Wyoming yesterday, warning that President Obama is jeopardizing national security by nominating “second rate” candidates to cabinet posts:

“The performance now of Barack Obama as he staffs up the national security team for the second term is dismal.  Frankly, what he has appointed are second-rate people.”

Cheney also said Obama wants Chuck Hagel to be Secretary of Defense because “Obama wants to have a Republican that he can use to take the heat for what he plans to do to the Department of Defense.”

He warned of the danger of cutting the defense budget when there are so many countries in Africa and the Middle East that we could be invading:

“He is today…establishing what limitations will be on future presidents.  That part of the world is as dangerous now as it has ever been.”

The warmongering chicken hawk with five draft deferments is champing at the bit to invade somebody, anybody.  He’s willing to fight to the last drop of somebody else’s blood.

Dick Cheney received a heart transplant a year ago, courtesy of U.S. taxpayers.  Who says conservatives don’t like socialized medicine?  They love it when they themselves are the recipients of it.