Iran Attacks!!

See, this is what happens when we DON’T stage a pre-emptive attack on an enemy. Is this enough evidence for you liberal pansies? Do you peacenik pussies finally Get It???

Decent Americans have always known that Iran has Weapons of Mass Destruction, is closely allied with Osama bin Laden and masterminded the September 11th attacks. But those F#$%&@! Surrender Monkeys keep tying the hands of our Commander-in-Chief.

Maybe NOW we’ll finally have an excuse to do what we have to do: take out those swarthy furriners once and for all.

We can't even send three U.S. Navy ships into the Persian Gulf without being harassed by — uh, Persians...[scratches head]...of course, if three Persian Navy ships came sailing into the Caribbean…well, uhh…ahem…there's no comparison…nothing to see here…