Schizoid Credit Card Companies

Talk about mixed signals. “Pay up, F#$%!#$!%#in’ Deadbeat! If you can’t afford it, don’t buy it!”

“Shop! Consume! Buy now, pay later! Get out there and use that credit card, F#$%!#$!%#in’ Deadbeat!” If an individual was spewing out contradictory messages like that, he’d probably find himself tucked away in a padded room, with no sharp objects around.

You can actually get your card canceled and your credit rating reduced because you aren’t spending and borrowing enough. Chase, Bank of America, Capital One, American Express and Citibank are all cracking down on these worthless parasites who refuse to buy things they can’t afford.

And speaking of mixed messages, the Pope gave the people of Angola a stern lecture on the evils of sorcery. And by golly he’s right. Sorcery??? How primitive!

Come on, natives — times are changing. Get with it.

You should be more like us.

cross-posted at Bring It On!