And You Thought The Rightwads Couldn’t Get Any Dumber…

When it comes to putting two and two together, wingtards are incapable of making simple cognitive connections that a 5-year-old could make.

Take last Saturday’s Million Moron March (please!). (H/T to Bee for coining “Million Moron March.”)

While they were blubbering about being “Taxed Enough Already” and “Too Much Government,” thousands of them were riding Washington DC’s mass transit system around the city. No, they didn’t see the irony — are you kidding, you had to ask?!? — that this transit system was created by those inept faceless government bureaucrats that they hate, and it’s maintained by that socialist system of wealth redistribution (i.e. taxes).

But that’s not where the story ends. Ridership was twice what it usually is on Saturdays, because of all the afterbirthers and teabaggers clogging the city. And these pusbags were furious at the overcrowded trains and slow service, which was caused by their presence.

They want government to be shrunk down to the size of a bathtub, and at the same time, when they themselves need to catch a train, there had better be a timely uncrowded taxpayer-financed train ready for them right there on the spot, Right Now!

Fellow Teabagger Rep. Kevin Brady (R-TX) has actually written a letter to the Washington Metropolitan Transit Authority (WMATA), expressing his fury that these anti-tax bootstrapping teabaggers didn’t have more taxpayers’ money lavished on them.

DUUUHHH!!!

And that’s not all! In Florida (where else?!?), a “Christian” group has proposed an amendment to the state constitution which would ban birth control. (?!?!?!?!?)

Let’s see now, they’re against abortion; and yet prohibiting birth control would increase the number of abortions, so how in the —

Oh forget it…