Our Luxury Vacation in Haiti

Jeez, the liberal media with their constant drumbeat of doom and gloom. If you listen to the press, you probably think Haiti is nothing but death and destruction and mass starvation. Nothing could be further from the truth.

We had a fabulous trip on Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines. And one of our favorite stops was a private beach — in Haiti. Yes, Haiti really has luxury villas and beautiful pristine beaches. You just don’t know about them because that damn media simply refuses to report any good news.

But anyway, back to me. That pristine private beach in Haiti really was the high point of our cruise. Swimming in those nice warm Caribbean waters, sunbathing on the beach with an umbrella cocktail…aahhh, the Good Life. And we even had a barbecue. As you may have heard, the food on these luxury cruise liners is absolutely fabulous anyway. But to have this same top notch exquisite food barbecued for you on a private beach…[swoon]…to die for.

This has to be one of those “peak experiences” that those hippie psychologists used to talk about back in the ‘60s.

Now I’m aware that certain liberal redistribute-the-wealth Class Warrior types will probably put our luxury vacation in a negative light. “How could you?!?!?” “Sunning on the beach, playing in the water, eating a barbecue, and enjoying a cocktail while thousands of corpses are piled up on the streets just a few miles away?!?!?!?”

[yawn] WhatEVer. Hey, if you’d like, I can e-mail you some of our vacation pictures.

It’s really neat to see the luxurious side of a country that everybody thinks of as being backward and poverty-stricken. I’m gonna go on the Internet and see if any cruise lines are making stops in…let’s see…how about Somalia…