Sarah Palin Seriously Ill

Nobody knows what she’s suffering from. There hasn’t been a diagnosis. For that matter, she hasn’t even reported any physical symptoms yet.

But it’s just a matter of time.

As we all know, socialized medicine does NOT work. The quality of care is completely incompetent, delivered by faceless inept bureaucrats who are so damn busy watching the clock, they’re not paying any attention to the patients they’re operating on. You have to wait six months (or is it sixteen?) just to get a doctor’s appointment; and that’s for emergencies.

And those endless waiting periods in the emergency room are legendary. When a doctor does finally deign to come out and “help” the next person, he/she often trips over the corpses of those who died while they were waiting.

And the rationing. Hell, I’ll just come out and say it: Death Panels! You’re too old, too young, not politically correct, not productive enough — DIE!!!!

And now we find out that Sarah — Willingly! Knowingly! — has subjected herself to the excruciatingly decrepit pestilent medical “care” offered by those primitive Canadians.

Sarah, what were you thinking? Why on Earth would you do this? WHY??!?!?!?

God only knows what horrible side effects await poor Sarah. Medical symptoms that grew worse and worse while she was kept waiting by that so-called “doctor,” unwashed filthy medical instruments, wrong prescriptions — we have no idea what awful disease will rear its head, or when. Tomorrow, next week, next year…

Sarah Palin will be sorely missed by hundreds of late night comedians and millions of bloggers.

In other news: Joe Biden has assured Israel that “America will always be your bitch. When you say ‘Bend Over!’ we’ll say ‘How Low Sir?!?’”