Cracking Down On Those Deadbeats Who Don’t Have Health Insurance

Finally! While liberals continue to blame capitalism for our health care crisis, a few senators have finally pinpointed the true culprit in this mess: People who don’t have health insurance. And they’re gonna nail those parasites with a huge crippling fine.

After these lollygaggers have learned their $4,000 lesson (with money they don’t have), they’ll march right down to the nearest insurance office and purchase a health insurance policy. Problem solved!

And why do we even have a health care “crisis” anyway? Real Americans don’t get sick. Or if they do, they grin and bear it, suck it up and go on about their business. Our ancestors would be turning in their graves if they could see the bunch of whimpering little pansies this country has turned into. “I have a crushing feeling in my chest.” “Uuuuggghhh, my kidney hurts.” “I can’t see!!!”

Jesus Fuckin’ Christ, get a grip! If you think you’re “sick,” either man up and tough it out — or buy yourself a health insurance policy so you won’t be a burden on productive Americans.

There are plenty of health insurance companies to choose from, and they’re here to help you.


Today’s Trivia Question: How many copywriters, proofreaders and grammar correctors did Sarah Palin use for her Wall Street Journal editorial?