Recall Vote Against Sheriff Clarence Dupnik

Problem: Arizona still has one elected official who can think rationally, speak articulately, and isn’t trying to turn the clock back to the twelfth century.

Solution: git that there librul eleetist outta here. The local teabagging inbreds are mounting a recall drive against Sheriff Dupnik. The Pima County Teawipes are getting ready for a “Dump Dupnik” rally outside Dupnik’s office.

During their rally, they plan to “indict” the sheriff for “politicizing the shootings, blaming free speech for the crime without evidence, failing to protect Giffords, failing to recuse himself from the investigation, and embarrassing the community in front of the nation.”

“Embarrassing” the community??? If Arizona’s rightwing dildos were remotely capable of embarrassment, they’d cringe and hide every time their governor and senators open their mouths and let spew.

A local weapons dealer (that figures) — Tom Rompel, co-owner of Black Weapons Armory in Tucson — said:

“I haven’t been a fan of Dupnik’s for a long time, but this really was the straw that broke the camel’s back. He’s law enforcement. We expect ‘the facts, ma’am,’ not his opinion. He leans far left, always has, and frankly, people have had enough.”

Earth to the redneck: These people who “have had enough” have elected and re-elected Sheriff Dupnik eight times. But you guys go ahead and have a good time with your little recall fantasy. It’s fun to keep doing the same thing over and over and over and then be dumbfounded that the same result keeps happening. Or maybe — as the Teajobs like to say — “ninth time’s the charm.”