Republicans Tackle the Pentagon

Talk about unintended consequences.  When Republicans started hammering away at the Solyndra scandal, it seemed like a foolproof multi-pronged scheme to mobilize their base:  Democrats and tie-dyed hippies with their sissy solar energy versus manly All-American oil, coal and natural gas.

But congressional Republican prostitutes got so carried away pounding on Solyndra and everything it represents, they suddenly found themselves pounding and kicking their pimps in the Defense Department.  Awkward.

The Army, Navy and Air Force have all been utilizing — and publicly promoting — renewable energy sources for the past few months.  Republicans might want to occasionally look up from their corporate instruction sheets — and the accompanying “campaign contributions” — and see what’s going on out in the world.

Republicans recently turned their Solyndra-bashing momentum on another solar energy company, SunPower Corp.  The Republican Lockstep Brigade kept referring to SunPower Corp. as “Solyndra 2.0.”

And now it turns out, SunPower Corp. is in the process of building a huge solar installation at Naval Air Weapons Station China Lake, California.

OOPS.  What happens when a prostitute takes a wild swing and accidentally connects with her pimp’s jaw?