Ted Stevens: Dick Cheney’s Achilles Heel?

America’s slipperiest criminal has been untouchable for almost eight years. He can bribe the Supreme Court into ruling that he doesn’t have to reveal any information about those secret energy meetings. And look at the results of those meetings. How’d that work out for us?

He thinks torturing prisoners is even more American than apple pie and motherhood. Will he still think so after he becomes a prisoner?

And he has more undisclosed locations than any ten underworld figures.

But now one of his stooges might start singing.

The upcoming trial of Ted Stevens will show that Cheney was up to his eyeballs (or whatever androids see with) in Stevens’ oil pipeline scandal. All kinds of information ought to be uncovered.

Like most criminals, Stevens might roll over and start naming names. Ted Stevens and Dick Cheney (and a few of the other misfits) spending their doddering years in prison — one can dream anyway.

cross-posted at Bring It On!