GOP: Special Victims Unit

The Daily Show is offering its condolences to Republicans after the years of slander and meanness they’ve had to put up with. Finally, somebody is acknowledging conservatives’ eternal victimhood. If you’re like me, a part of you dies every time some godless cashier says “Happy Holidays” instead of Merry Christmas.

Political correctness, Fascist liberals attacking anyone who disagrees with them — as Sean Hannity said:

“It’s so vicious, it’s so mean, it’s so cruel. And I don’t hear this coming from conservatives about liberals.”

You tell ‘em Sean!

And now, fellow Teatards, Jon Stewart feels your pain.

Is Michele Bachmann’s Husband Gay?

Not that there’s anything wrong with that, as Jerry Seinfeld used to say. But when you have an effeminate Biblehumper giving “Pray Away the Gay” seminars — jokes and insinuations will be made.

Hope you’ll take the time to watch these two videos from Wednesday’s episode of The Daily Show — special guest, Jerry Seinfeld — and enjoy their commentary on Marcus and Michele Bachmann.