Jesus Said: “Kill Those Swarthy Natives! And Steal Their Land!”

The American Family Association strikes again. Two months ago the AFA’s Grand Wizard, Bryan Fischer, called for the extermination of all grizzly bears — as God intended.

And now, the same dickwad is having a tantrum over the “U.N. Declaration on Rights of Indigenous Peoples,” and the fact that Obama has endorsed it. So have the leaders of 145 other countries. (This story came out on December 21st but I just heard about it last night on the Colbert Report.)

It’s a non-binding resolution that states:

“Indigenous peoples have the right to the lands, territories and resources which they have traditionally owned, occupied or otherwise used or acquired,” and nations “shall give legal recognition and protection to these lands, territories and resources.”

There’s nothing an Inbred Redneck loves better than an evil global conspiracy involving that homo United Nations. Some people make such douchebags of themselves, you can’t even mimic or satirize them. Therefore, in Bryan Fischer’s own words:

“In other words, President Obama wants to give the entire land mass of the United States of America back to the Indians. He wants Indian tribes to be our new overlords…I see no reason why the president, after he leaves office, can’t submit himself to the authority of any Indian tribe he wants to. Perhaps he figures that, as an adopted Crow Indian, he will be the new chief over this revived Indian empire.”

The evidence rests.