Israel’s Bitch is Getting a Little Too Uppity

Whoa! What is happening here???

The Israelis seem to be getting some backtalk from their number one Enabler/Financier/Bitch. What’s the occasion?

This was supposed to be just another routine Get The Swarthies Out operation, just like all the previous ones. When God’s Chosen People decide to move in, the lowly natives have to move over, get out of the way, die or whatever. What’s the problem? Why is it different this time?

Suddenly the slave is talking back to his master. The busboy is yelling at the chef.

These questions are unthinkable, of course, but: What if the United States no longer financed Israel’s ongoing expansion? What if the Israelis no longer had their own private bitch in the United Nations to thwart every international attempt to rein in their endless conquests?

We’d save hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars that are pouring into our “defense” budget. Militant Muslims who hate Israel would no longer blame the U.S. for backing up (with guns and money) everything Israel does. This would do more for our “homeland security” than all the “Patriot Acts” in the world.

What a terrible scenario. The agony!

One hilarious Bizarro World side effect of this situation: America’s favorite loudmouth shitspew is now suddenly extolling the virtues of silence.

Joe Lieberman is blaming the U.S.-Israeli rift on Hillary Clinton, Biden and Obama for publicly reprimanding Israel. Lieberman said that when a bitch finally talks back to her master, she should do it privately. He finished his shitburst by saying:

“Sometimes silence really is golden.”

Somebody should force that asshole to practice what he’s preaching. Quick, get the duct tape.