Who Hijacked Our Country

Monday, October 15, 2007

“Friends With Low Wages”

After you’ve checked out this hilarious video, please sign this petition. Tell Wal-Mart to stop screwing their employees.

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Thursday, August 23, 2007

Wal-Mart Jeopardized by Whiny Consumers

All right all of you self-centered consumers, that’s enough whining about your families’ health and safety. If you continue with this childish ranting, you'll put Wal-Mart in a very awkward position with their Chinese suppliers.

Yes it’s unfortunate when a family pet dies from poisoned food or your child gets sick from toys that contain lead. But you need to put your narrow self-interest aside and look at the larger picture. Wal-Mart executives are some of the wealthiest people in the country, and it’s very important that we maintain this situation.

If you don’t make trouble by complaining about the Godawful quality of Chinese products, some of Wal-Mart’s incredible wealth will trickle down onto peons like you. So shut the fuck up and keep on buying that deadly pet food and those dangerous toys from Mao-Mart.

Erin Burnett of CNBC said it best: “Ya know, if China were to revalue its currency or China is to start making say, toys that don’t have lead in them or food that isn’t poisonous, their costs of production are going to go up and that means prices at Wal-Mart here in the United States are going to go up too. So, I would say China is our greatest friend right now.”

Got that, whiners? Stop being so self-pitying and narrow minded. Chinese manufacturers and Wal-Mart executives have their needs too.

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