Health Care Reform Might Endanger Fetuses. Oh Well, Forget It Then

Yes, it’s too bad that tens of thousands of people die every year because they can’t afford medical care. But those people have already been born. No biggie.

And now we realize that providing government-paid health insurance might endanger God’s most sacred creation: FETUSES. Just think, some pregnant slut might use YOUR tax dollars to murder her unborn child. Oh no you don’t.

‘Tis far better for 99,000 already-borns (they’re probably all Democrats anyway) to die from an untreated illness than for one fetus to be torn screaming from the womb.

And this issue has given new life to an American icon we all thought had died or fallen off the edge of the Earth, or something. Randall Terry is B-A-A-A-CK. The used car salesman cum Fetus Worshipper said:

“If Congress votes to fund the murder of babies by abortion in any ‘health care’ bill — either explicitly or implicitly — there could be horrific consequences. Pelosi and Co. cannot expect millions of Americans to betray God, and to pay for the murder of their neighbor without something snapping. They must not delude themselves: Congress runs the real risk of national convulsions that have not been seen since the 60s, or perhaps since the civil war if they try to compel Americans to pay for the murder of the innocent. If they attempt to fund abortion, it is tantamount to the government putting a gun to taxpayers' heads to pay for the brutal murder of an innocent child. There are many of us who will not comply.”

Fuck off and die Asshole.