And God Shall Visit a Plague of Ants Upon the South

And not just ordinary ants, either.  God is punishing Texas and the Southeast with millions of hairy crazy ants.

They move a lot faster than ordinary “picnic” ants.  And they bite.  They’ll eat anything.  They can disable a factory by shorting out electrical equipment.  And when one of these ants gets electrocuted, it emits a chemical scent which throws the entire ant colony into attack mode.

Ouch!  An Angry God is a Creative God.

Pat Roberson where are you???

One high-ranking official in Alabama — who wished to remain anonymous — said:

“Dang it, we just god rid of them there Meskins, and now THIS?!?!”

In other news:  This article is titled Is Global Warming Shrinking Sea Creatures?

Well DUH.  What do you think???  Take a look at this picture of a Great White Shark and decide for yourself.