And Now YOU TOO can have a Politician in Your Pocket

That’s right folks, the playing field has been leveled.  You don’t have to be a multi-billionaire robber baron to purchase a politician for your own personal use.

Right now, for as little as $51 on eBay, you can purchase your very own 3-inches-tall Mitt Romney.  You can fit your new Mini-Mitt snugly into your pocket, just as if you were a hedge fund manager or a Koch Brother.

And don’t dismiss the Mini-Mitt just because it’s only three inches tall.  Mini-Mitt is so wooden and lifeless, you’d swear it was the real thing.

Or maybe you’d rather purchase a mini- Supreme Court justice.  With this new level playing field, you don’t need to be an HMO executive to have the Supreme Court in your pocket.

Act Now.  Void where prohibited.