Satan Drives a Ford
As upstanding Godfearing members of Wildeyed Dimwitted Biblehumpers, it’s our job to protect decent citizens against sin and depravity wherever we find it (and we’re always, always looking). We’ve already exposed Walt Disney for the vicious pervert that he was. Thanks to our vigilance, everybody knows that behind all that childlike innocence lurks: Sodom and Gomorrah!
Soon Carl’s Jr. will feel the wrath of God for that wicked TV commercial featuring a scantily clad actress devouring a juicy hamburger and spilling sauce all over her half-naked body.
And now it’s time to ask: What would Satan drive? A Ford!! Yes, friends and neighbors, the Ford Motor Company is another wolf in sheep’s clothing. Behind that respectable corporate exterior, this company’s true clients are: Homasexials! Ford Motor Company is trying to promote their Agenda. Here, in the Christian Nation of America!
Ford Motor Company is using that famous buzzword of the godless left: Diversity. Red flag! “Diversity” is a code word for gay acceptance, gay marriage. Gay couples running amok in the streets, doing God-knows-what right in front of the children, ruining our cherished values. Our mentor, the Rev. Donald Wildmon, has told us that Ford is “the company which has done the most to affirm and promote the homosexual lifestyle.” And you, naïve reader, thought they only wanted to sell cars.
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One can never be too righteous or too sanctimonious. There is so much wickedness out there, but with the help of all decent Americans, we can seek it out and destroy it.