Official Green Light: Permission Granted to Build Settlements in East Jerusalem
This announcement was made by the world’s greatest living expert in international relations — Mike Huckabee (R—Out Of His League).
The Old Testament fanatic and 2012 presidential candidate was being hosted by the Jerusalem Reclamation Project, an organization that’s pushing for the maximum number of Jewish settlers per square inch in Arabic regions of Jerusalem. Jon Voight was there also.
What, Jon Voight??? Uh oh, time for the usual conservative pantytwist: Tell them there Hollywood elitists to stay out of politics and stick to movie-makin'.
Huckabee told a group of Jewish settlers:
“I cannot imagine, as an American, being told I could not live in certain places in America because I was Christian, or because I was white, or because I spoke English.”
He also told them East Jerusalem is “Israel’s eternal capital” and said they have a right to build settlements anywhere they want in “the place that God gave them.”
Well, that settles that. Case closed.
In other news, a third grader who flunked arithmetic walked into a meeting of college math professors and told them their calculus equation was wrong.