Who Hijacked Our Country

Saturday, October 01, 2011

And God Shall Visit a Plague of Ants Upon the South

And not just ordinary ants, either.  God is punishing Texas and the Southeast with millions of hairy crazy ants.

They move a lot faster than ordinary “picnic” ants.  And they bite.  They’ll eat anything.  They can disable a factory by shorting out electrical equipment.  And when one of these ants gets electrocuted, it emits a chemical scent which throws the entire ant colony into attack mode.

Ouch!  An Angry God is a Creative God.

Pat Roberson where are you???

One high-ranking official in Alabama — who wished to remain anonymous — said:

“Dang it, we just god rid of them there Meskins, and now THIS?!?!”

In other news:  This article is titled Is Global Warming Shrinking Sea Creatures?

Well DUH.  What do you think???  Take a look at this picture of a Great White Shark and decide for yourself.

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Anonymous FreeRepublik said...

Maybe it's smaller, but this shark can fly. And its teeth are even sharper.

Oh, that's the premise of Piranha 2.

October 1, 2011 at 6:38 PM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

So, what's the over/under on when DARPA begins harnessing the awesome power of the crazy ant?

October 2, 2011 at 4:17 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Free Republik: I'll have to rent Piranha 2.

Randal: Mexico already beat us to it; those ants are THEIR weapon.

October 2, 2011 at 12:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well the killer Bees never lived up to their full potential,

Maybe the Ants will fizzle out too.

Some third world countries would see this Ant problem as a solution to their food shortage.

Think about it!


October 2, 2011 at 12:58 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Erik: Yes, millions of ants could be a solution to the food shortage. After all, when life deals you a lemon...

October 2, 2011 at 1:18 PM  

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