And God Shall Visit a Plague of Ants Upon the South
And not just ordinary ants, either. God is punishing Texas and the Southeast with millions of hairy crazy ants.
They move a lot faster than ordinary “picnic” ants. And they bite. They’ll eat anything. They can disable a factory by shorting out electrical equipment. And when one of these ants gets electrocuted, it emits a chemical scent which throws the entire ant colony into attack mode.
Ouch! An Angry God is a Creative God.
Pat Roberson where are you???
One high-ranking official in Alabama — who wished to remain anonymous — said:
“Dang it, we just god rid of them there Meskins, and now THIS?!?!”
In other news: This article is titled Is Global Warming Shrinking Sea Creatures?
Well DUH. What do you think??? Take a look at this picture of a Great White Shark and decide for yourself.