And God Shall Visit a Plague of Ants Upon the South
And not just ordinary ants, either. God is punishing Texas and the Southeast with millions of hairy crazy ants.
They move a lot faster than ordinary “picnic” ants. And they bite. They’ll eat anything. They can disable a factory by shorting out electrical equipment. And when one of these ants gets electrocuted, it emits a chemical scent which throws the entire ant colony into attack mode.
Ouch! An Angry God is a Creative God.
Pat Roberson where are you???
One high-ranking official in Alabama — who wished to remain anonymous — said:
“Dang it, we just god rid of them there Meskins, and now THIS?!?!”
In other news: This article is titled Is Global Warming Shrinking Sea Creatures?
Well DUH. What do you think??? Take a look at this picture of a Great White Shark and decide for yourself.
Labels: global warming shrinking sea creatures, hairy crazy ants, Texas southeast ants
posted by Tom Harper @ 1:46 PM
5 Comments:
Maybe it's smaller, but this shark can fly. And its teeth are even sharper.
Oh, that's the premise of Piranha 2.
So, what's the over/under on when DARPA begins harnessing the awesome power of the crazy ant?
Free Republik: I'll have to rent Piranha 2.
Randal: Mexico already beat us to it; those ants are THEIR weapon.
Well the killer Bees never lived up to their full potential,
Maybe the Ants will fizzle out too.
Some third world countries would see this Ant problem as a solution to their food shortage.
Think about it!
Erik
Erik: Yes, millions of ants could be a solution to the food shortage. After all, when life deals you a lemon...
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