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Saturday, December 10, 2011

Merry Christmas From Your Local Anti-Abortion Wackjobs

This holiday season, fetus-worshipers will be serenading family planning clinics with Christmas carols.  And these aren’t your father’s Christmas carols.

The snake-handlers have named their Bible-humping orgy “Empty Manger Christmas Caroling,” referring to all the empty mangers that have been created by abortion.

If you’d like to be serenaded this holiday season — or if you’d like to tell these Salem Witch Hunters what you think of them — here is the
Pro Life Action League’s caroling schedule.

Some of these Empty Manger Christmas Carol protests will be held in Wisconsin.  Uh oh, didn’t those people get the news?  Scott Walker and his minions have passed a sweeping new anti-protest law.  For any protest event, the organizers will have to pay for a permit, and they’ll need to pay additional fees to cover any possible police overtime.  Surely this new law applies to ALL demonstrations and not just anti-Walker protests.  Right???

And while we’re on the subject of abortion, a scientific study has debunked one of the “pro-life” movement’s favorite smokescreens:  Women who have had an abortion do NOT have an increased risk of mental illness.

Not that these fetus-humpers give a flying fuck about women who have had abortions, or about anyone who’s already been born.  But their phony “oh, we’re only concerned about YOU” soundbites were a clever diverting tactic.  And now they’ll have to come up with a new one.

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Blogger Jerry Critter said...

"empty mangers"?

Is god on the loose again? Watch out. All the immaculate conceptions are going to be aborted.

December 10, 2011 at 2:27 PM  
Blogger jadedj said...

We would have all been better off without at least one particular manager. Or more to the point, the resulting ignorant bible thumping followers who have tortured and murdered millions in that baby's name.

JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST...save me from Christians!

December 10, 2011 at 3:59 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

So I guess they will be all up in Michele Duggar's business, after her miscarriage this week, see if she caused it right? Oh hell what am I thinking, she is a Quiverfull(you really don't want to know) belonger so she gets a pass. I say it time and again they are using the Handmaid's Tale as am instruction manual, not a science fiction tale.

December 10, 2011 at 6:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you really want to talk about Human Beings who died from no choice of their own go the Lafayette Ca BART station. The owner of the hills above it has littered it with crosses for every solder who died in the Bush Wars.

Boy does that make people uncomfortable.

I also see the Carolers are coming to Sacramento and LA. No doubt in a safe neighborhoods


December 10, 2011 at 6:58 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

Some local charities for children
have adopted the line "how about something for the kids already born?"

It'll work on me. I figure there won't be too many Jesusistanis with open wallets, though. Now if it was a collection to buy some more lethal injection drugs, or bullets for those heathens overseas...

December 11, 2011 at 6:18 AM  
Blogger MRMacrum said...

I just do not know what to say about Pro Life v. Pro Choice anymore. The issue seems to be well beyond the limit of reasonable and civil discourse.

December 11, 2011 at 11:43 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jerry: A few empty mangers might help with the world's overpopulation problem.

jadedj: If only there was a sonogram that would reveal a future Biblethumper. "Abort!"

Jess: I think you're right, those people think The Handmaid's Tale is a blueprint for their ideal society.

Erik: "No doubt in a safe neighborhood." LOL. I'd dare any of those busybodies to go into a ghetto and try their "caroling."

JR: "How about something for the kids already born?" Excellent slogan.

MRM: I keep wishing the whole issue would disappear off the political radar and just become the intense personal issue that it really is.

December 11, 2011 at 12:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi, I guess you would classify me as one of the anti-abortion wackjob fetus worshiping snake-handler salem witch hunter ignorant bible thumping follower of Jesus Christ :)Whew! Did I miss anything? If you would like to talk about why I do what I do, I'd be glad to have a conversation. If this is just a place for you to label and slam people who differ from you...that's okay too. My name is Karen.

December 18, 2011 at 2:44 PM  

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