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Sunday, February 10, 2013

Dick Cheney: Still Not Dead, Still Squirting Shit out of His Mouth

In the movie “Arbitrage,” there was a line about being the richest person in the cemetery.  Dick Cheney — if he ever dies — apparently wants to be the most hated person in the cemetery.  The one who dies with the most enemies wins.

He’s like an over-the-hill senile retired CEO who keeps coming back to his old company, decades after he’s retired, haranguing the workers about how much better it used to be and what they’re doing wrong.  He gave a speech in Wyoming yesterday, warning that President Obama is jeopardizing national security by nominating “second rate” candidates to cabinet posts:

“The performance now of Barack Obama as he staffs up the national security team for the second term is dismal.  Frankly, what he has appointed are second-rate people.”

Cheney also said Obama wants Chuck Hagel to be Secretary of Defense because “Obama wants to have a Republican that he can use to take the heat for what he plans to do to the Department of Defense.”

He warned of the danger of cutting the defense budget when there are so many countries in Africa and the Middle East that we could be invading:

“He is today…establishing what limitations will be on future presidents.  That part of the world is as dangerous now as it has ever been.”

The warmongering chicken hawk with five draft deferments is champing at the bit to invade somebody, anybody.  He’s willing to fight to the last drop of somebody else’s blood.

Dick Cheney received a heart transplant a year ago, courtesy of U.S. taxpayers.  Who says conservatives don’t like socialized medicine?  They love it when they themselves are the recipients of it.

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10 Comments:

Blogger Demeur said...

Cheney calls Obama's picks second rate. Ha! That's a laugh coming from a third rate VP.

I never worry about spammers and trolls. That is what that little trash can is for. And I found if you permanently delete them they never seem to come back.

February 10, 2013 at 10:51 AM  
Blogger jim marquis said...

Hey, Dick- time for your dirt nap.

February 10, 2013 at 3:34 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Thanks Tom, for that visual. I say we just ask Dick who PO should have nominated and PO should go ahead and do just that. It worked during the Commander cuckoo bananas admin after all.

February 10, 2013 at 3:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone should ask him, why his daughter is the only Lesbian Protected in the Republican Party while they would love to see all the others wiped off the face of the earth?

Erik

February 10, 2013 at 5:37 PM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

One quibble: robots don't require flesh and blood hearts but plutonium power packs.

February 11, 2013 at 6:02 AM  
Blogger S.W. Anderson said...

Dick Cheney is to national security and foreign policy matters what Todd Akin and Richard Mourdock are to women's health issues, only with a nastier way about him when dispensing his hypocritical and perverted wisdom. And as you say, Tom, he's an unwelcome nuisance who doesn't know when to get off the stage.

February 11, 2013 at 1:06 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Demeur: One of the worst VPs ever, if not THE worst.

I didn't mind deleting just a few spam comments at a time, but the other night I found 35 spam comments at one post. That was the last straw. I deleted the post instead of deleting 35 comments one by one, and then turned on the comment moderation.

Jim: LOL, it's way past time for his dirt nap.

Jess: We could have Cheney as Vice President again. He'd probably go back to the same low profile he had when he was VP, instead of spouting off in the news every other day.

Erik: I remember in 2004, John Kerry got raked over the coals by Cheney and the rest of the GOP for mentioning during a presidential debate that Cheney's daughter was gay, even though her sexual orientation was already widely known.

Randal: And unfortunately a plutonium power pack transplant costs even more than a heart transplant.

SW: Good analogy with Akin and Mourdock.

February 11, 2013 at 3:41 PM  
Blogger Life As I Know It Now said...

his first name says it all :)

February 11, 2013 at 8:21 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Life: He definitely lives up to his name.

February 12, 2013 at 9:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCK that lame dick.

February 14, 2013 at 2:12 AM  

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