Phyllis Schlafly: “Fuck Those Dirty Mexicans! The GOP is the White People’s Party!”

That wasn’t her exact wording but the message is clear.  In Phyllis Schlafly’s own words:

“I think that’s a great myth because the Hispanics who come in like this are going to vote Democrat.  And there is not the slightest bit of evidence they are going to vote Republican.  And the people the Republicans should reach out to are the white votes — the white voters who didn’t vote in the last election, and there are millions of them.”

She also lashed out at the GOP’s recent non-teatard presidential candidates — Bob Dole, John McCain and Mitt Romney — as “a series of losers.”

“The propagandists are leading us down the wrong path.  There’s not any evidence at all that these Hispanics coming in from Mexico will vote Republican.”

Let’s go back to “…the white voters who didn’t vote in the last election, and there are millions of them.”  Maybe so, but how many of them will die of old age between now and the next election?

We’ll see which group is able to win the hearts and minds of Republican voters over the next few years:  Moderate Republicans — if they even exist any more — or the raging sickfuck coalition of warmongering chickenhawks, Talibangelicals and “free market” dildos.

If the GOP does not move back to the political center, where most of the voters are, they’ll need to update their motto.  How about “Republicans:  Too old to take a piss without a catheter, too young to die.”