Lewis Black vs. Rick Perry
One of the funniest comedians out there vs. Rick “George W. Bush Without The Brains” Perry — no contest.
Rick Perry is trying to persuade businesses — particularly in Illinois, California and New York — to relocate to Texas, where bidness folks ain’t gettin’ strangled by them there Comminist regulations. There’s a radio commercial with Rick Perry saying:
“If you’re tired of the same old recipe of over-taxation, over-regulation and frivolous litigation, get out before you go broke. Texas is calling…The escape route leads straight to Texas.”
To which Lewis Black replies:
“Because nothing says ‘We’re on the cutting edge of 21st century business’ like an ad on the radio!”
“Now he’s trying to take California jobs? Rick Perry doesn’t know it, but he just doubled his porn industry and tripled the number of skateboarding panhandlers…But go ahead, Perry. Take your best shot. ‘Texas is calling?’ Well good thing I’ve got caller ID. Listen, Texas, trying to steal jobs from Illinois and California is one thing, but you’re going to try to trash-talk about New York? Not on my watch…‘Don’t mess with Texas?’ Don’t fuck with New York.”