More Tales from the Keystone Klansmen
Also known as “How many Ku Klux Klansmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?” Or, why are inbred racists not allowed to take coffee breaks at work? (A.: It takes too long to retrain them.)
A Ku Klux Klan chapter in North Carolina sent about 600 recruiting fliers to the community of New Smyrna Beach, Florida. Only trouble is, New Smyrna Beach is mostly black.
DUUUHHH!!!!
To quote from an ill-tempered supervisor I once had, these people “couldn’t figure out how to pour piss out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel.”
The fliers all said “Our Race Is Our Nation” and showed a picture of a hooded klansman.
A local radio station asked KKK leader Robert Jones why they were targeting a predominantly black neighborhood. Robert Jones replied:
“Well, we don’t have no way of judging where we’re putting the fliers at.”
You can’t make this shit up.
posted by Tom Harper @ 6:45 PM
5 Comments:
I trace the poor piss out of a boot quote all the way back to LBJ.
Perhaps 50 or so blacks from there should show up at the meeting with camera's, take over, vote some new policies, Officers, and new uniforms and put themselves out of business.
Erik
A friend of mine read this and cracked that the Florida Klan must have been inspired by former Congressman Alan West's politics
Erik
Erik: That sounds like something LBJ would say. I heard it from an old hot-tempered Italian supervisor from one of my first summer jobs.
That would be poetic if black residents joined the KKK, put themselves in charge and then disbanded the group.
I can't believe how far to the Right some of these black politicians are. The new senator from South Carolina, the one who replaced Jim DeMint, is even worse than Alan West.
FYI The book I got that LBJ quote from references from David Halberstram's "The Best And The Brightest" in which LBJ is referring to a Kennedy Aide
Erik
Erik: Thanks for the info. Sounds like something LBJ would say about one of those preppie upper-crust Kennedy aides. There was definitely a culture clash between Kennedys and Johnsons.
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