More Tales from the Keystone Klansmen
Also known as “How many Ku Klux Klansmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?” Or, why are inbred racists not allowed to take coffee breaks at work? (A.: It takes too long to retrain them.)
A Ku Klux Klan chapter in North Carolina sent about 600 recruiting fliers to the community of New Smyrna Beach, Florida. Only trouble is, New Smyrna Beach is mostly black.
To quote from an ill-tempered supervisor I once had, these people “couldn’t figure out how to pour piss out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel.”
The fliers all said “Our Race Is Our Nation” and showed a picture of a hooded klansman.
A local radio station asked KKK leader Robert Jones why they were targeting a predominantly black neighborhood. Robert Jones replied:
“Well, we don’t have no way of judging where we’re putting the fliers at.”
You can’t make this shit up.