Mitt Romney Would Have Stopped the Russian Invasion of Crimea
With Mitt Romney's unique ability to see into the future, combined with his strong decisive personality — Russia wouldn't have DARED to even look cross-eyed at Ukraine or Crimea. If Mitt Romney was our Commander-in-Chief, he would have had Vladimir Putin quivering in his vodka.
Romney shared his unique vision today on Face The Nation:
“The president’s naïveté with regards to Russia, and his faulty judgement about Russia’s intentions and objectives has led to a number of foreign policy challenges that we face. And unfortunately not having anticipated Russia’s intentions, the president wasn’t able to shape the kinds of events that may have been able to prevent the kinds of circumstances that you’re seeing in the Ukraine, as well as the things that you’re seeing in Syria. I think effective leaders typically are able to see the future to a certain degree, and are able to take actions to shape it in some way. And that’s, of course, what this president has failed to do. And as secretary of state, Hillary Clinton as well. There’s always the potential that we could have kept them from invading a country and annexing it into their own.”
Oh well, at least Mittens is making progress. During the 2012 election he kept referring to the Soviet Union, which hasn't existed since 1991. One of his handlers must have shown him a history book, since he's actually saying “Russia” now instead of “the Soviet Union.”
But he's still saying “the Ukraine” even though they dropped the “the” a few decades ago. It's just “Ukraine” now, Mitt, without the “the.”
Coming soon: Mitt Romney shares his up-to-the-minute expertise on Ceylon, Czechoslovakia, East Germany and Yugoslavia.