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Friday, January 30, 2015

As Mitt Romney's World Turns

Why doesn't Mitt Romney just cut to the chase and start his own reality show?

“What, me, run for the White House for a third time?  Nah”...“Aww shucks, everybody wants me to run.  Maybe I will”...“YES, I'm going to run for president in 2016”...“NO, I'm NOT going to run in 2016”...

Do keep us posted.

But there's so much more to Mitt Romney than his constant flipflopping and shape-shifting over running/not running for president in 2016.  The public is clamoring to know more, so much more, about the joy and pain of being Mitt Romney.

How's everything going with the car elevator(s)?  Any exciting new Dressage developments?  What have the Romneys' grown-up (chronologically anyway) children been up to lately?

Inquiring minds want to know.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry to see him go, he could've made it a bloodier Primary Fight and we could use the help, as IMHO I don't see a strong Democrat Candidate yet.


January 30, 2015 at 11:54 PM  
Blogger jadedj said...

I was hoping we could get an update on Mitt's magic under bloomers.

January 31, 2015 at 5:34 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Erik: I think he's contemptible, but I liked the way he was diluting the candidate pool. Some of his would-be donors are already lining up behind Jeb Bush.

jadedj: LOL, Mitt's magic undies would definitely be a part of his reality show.

January 31, 2015 at 11:02 AM  
Blogger jim marquis said...

I have to say, I kind of admire the fact he didn't run this time. Somehow he was able to overcome his self-destructive, pathological obsession with being president.

January 31, 2015 at 3:23 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jim: Nah, I don't have any admiration for him at all. He's slippery and has no moral compass whatsoever; doesn't stand for anything. I have a grudging respect for the Far Right wackjobs like Ted Cruz, because he says exactly what he thinks and isn't constantly flipflopping, walking back and "clarifying" what he previously said.

January 31, 2015 at 4:52 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

He's a snake and I'll bet someone somewhere told him, if so and so gets the nod you'll be first up as choice for vp.

February 2, 2015 at 2:34 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jess: Vice President Romney -- I wouldn't doubt it. We'll all have to hope and pray for the health and wellbeing of whoever is president, no matter how much we hate him/her.

February 2, 2015 at 4:26 PM  

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