Who Hijacked Our Country

Monday, March 09, 2015

Say “Climate Change,” Go To Prison

The State of Florida has FINALLY come to terms with climate change.  No, not the actual phenomenon of  climate change itself, of course.  According to the Florida Powers That Be, the best way to solve a problem is to simply not talk about it.  ssshhhhh!!!

Therefore, employees of Florida's Department of Environmental Protection are now prohibited from using the following phrases:  “climate change,” “global warming” and “sustainability.”

Problem solved.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

So when the Resort Cities become underwater how are they supposed to explain the reason to the Governor. Apocalypse?


March 10, 2015 at 8:15 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Erik: I guess they can say it was God's Will, or the collective warmth generated by the coming Rapture, or something.

March 11, 2015 at 11:15 AM  

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