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Sunday, February 14, 2016

Justice Antonin Scalia was MURDERED by Obama's Thugs!!!

I KNEW it!!!

The evidence rests.

If you're still not convinced, let Ann Coulter (who's recovering nicely after prostate surgery) remove any lingering doubt:

“The Court was, as it should be, kind of a boring institution for nearly 200 years.  And then, the Left figured out that — not by any Constitutional framework, but simply by the fact that the Supreme Court gets the last word, they decide cases — liberals realized, ‘Oh, shoot, we can’t get Americans to agree with our crazy ideas, but hey, I bet we could get five Justices to agree!’ ”

Oh.  My.  God.

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Blogger Cirze said...

Or he was a part of the regular right wing girly/shooting vacationers?

No one has seen the body.

Pronounced dead by telephoning jp.

No autopsy performed.

Two ambulances with vague stories as to why.

We don't need Laura Ingraham to juice this up much.

Sounds like usual Republican shooting party fun to me.


February 14, 2016 at 9:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well this tears it, it proves Obama is a total idiot. If he murdered Scalia last year he would have been able to replace him by sure. Now the Republicans will be able to hold out until the Election.

As anybody pointed out the the public that the Republicans are also holding up a large backlog of Federal Judgeships, just like they did during the Clinton era?


February 15, 2016 at 12:17 AM  
Anonymous Jess said...

I got the call last week to put my murdering outfit on and hightail it to the quail place. Oooops, I don't think I was supposed to tell anyone. Well, it's not like this is the internet and I am telling everyone in the world is it...IS IT?

February 15, 2016 at 7:35 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Cirze: Damn, I hadn't thought of that one. Maybe Scalia pulled a "Kenneth Lay" (the Enron CEO who "died" just when the feds were about to close in on him). Either way, I'm grateful Scalia isn't on the Supreme Court any more, even if he's secretly basking in his new luxury villa somewhere in the Caribbean or South Pacific.

Erik: True, he should have eliminated Scalia a lot earlier. But we, er, I mean Obama's Secret Police, can still make up for lost time by arranging little "accidents" for the rest of these GOP obstructionists :)

Jess: Hey, I was there too. Mission Accomplished.

February 15, 2016 at 11:12 AM  
Blogger jadedj said...

I am paraphrasing someone else's comment on another site:

"Fat, Italian-American Actor...James Gandolfini...age 51...died of natural causes. Fat, Italian-American Supreme Court Justice...Antonin Scalia...age 79...died in his sleep...cause...murderous Obama thugs. Totally makes sense."

February 15, 2016 at 2:27 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

jadedj: Yup, it had to be murder. Scalia was only 79, still able to do high-rep finger curls with his hunting rifle. He was cut down in his prime.

February 15, 2016 at 4:28 PM  
Blogger Jerry Critter said...

Just double checking. Sure he was not hunting with Cheney?

February 16, 2016 at 8:25 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jerry: That would have nipped a lot of problems in the bud, if there had been a "hunting accident" during Cheney's and Scalia's bribery/duck-hunting trip ten years ago.

February 16, 2016 at 10:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As for Ann Coulter, what was Maher thinking while he was boinking her all that time?


February 16, 2016 at 4:14 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Erik: I have no idea. I prefer not to go there.

February 16, 2016 at 7:00 PM  

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