Earth to Republicans: There's No Such Thing as a Left-Handed Monkey Wrench or a Sky Hook
In case you've wondered how conservatives keep getting conned into voting against their own interests — Wonder no more. P.T. Barnum vastly overestimated these people's intelligence.
Shown below is a March 23rd story from The Onion. There was such an outpouring of rightwing outrage over the article and photo — Snopes had to debunk the story.