Third World Tinpot Dictators Scold United States over Human Rights Violations

What???

How can they say this about The Greatest Country In The World — the Beacon of Freedom?!?

In the ongoing civil war between the citizens of Ferguson, Missouri and the occupying army (formerly known as the Ferguson Police Department) — China, Russia, Egypt and Iran are all taking potshots at the United States of America.

And of course those limp-wristed bed-wetters over at Amnesty International had to get in on the act:

“The United States can't tell other countries to improve their records on policing and peaceful assembly if it won't clean up its own human rights record.”

Oh go hug a tree, you bunch of simpering sissies.

And let's answer, for once and for all, the vicious rumor that America imprisons more people than any other country in the world.  Balderdash!  Those people aren't “prisoners.”   They're just a bunch of un-American subversives who Hate Freedom.