Celebrity Boxing Match: Ted Cruz vs. Mike Huckabee

Coming soon to Pay Per View.  

Two horny Teadogs were fighting over a mate.  Mike Huckabee got the girl Photo Op with Kim Davis.  Ted Cruz got his ass kicked (figuratively) and didn't even get to go to the Jesus Party.

OK, you two badasses, save your white-hot fury for the boxing ring.

Who do you think will win?