True The Vote being Harassed by Democrats

True The Vote is a group of dedicated volunteers whose mission is to preserve the integrity of the voting process.  And this group of devoted patriots is being harassed by Congressional Democrats, namely Elijah Cummings.

As you know, voter fraud is one of the most urgent problems facing America today.  Negroes, Meskins, old people, college whippersnappers — God never intended to give these lowly cretins the right to vote.  True The Vote is continuing the work of Sheriff Bull Connor, Strom Thurmond and other Great Americans who fought tirelessly for the integrity of the voting process.

The liberal media has been slandering and tarnishing True The Vote and other similar organizations who are fighting against voter fraud.  But here, take a look at this warm and fuzzy group photo of True The Vote.

Here’s another photo.

And this one is the cutest of all.

Now why on Earth would anyone want to harass this nice group of hardworking volunteers?

If you would like to volunteer your services to preserving the integrity of the voting process, you can contact True The Vote at their website.

King Street Patriots: Looking For a Few Good Rednecks

If you hate immigrants, minorities, low-income people and college students — and you still can’t find Europe on that damn map — the King Street Patriots want YOU.

As you know, voter fraud is the gravest issue facing America today.  Negroes, renters, people with swarthy accents — they’re all trying to vote.  With your help, we can stop them!

Our small group got its start in Houston with our True The Vote campaign, and in 2012 we’re planning to expand throughout the country.  Can you help us?  All you have to do is show up at a polling place on Election Day — preferably in a precinct that’s low income and full of icky minority types.  And then just hang around and scare away the undesirables.

You’ll be trained in how to look at a group of would-be voters and pick out the Democrats.  Signs to watch for include:  swarthy complexion, foreign accent, tacky clothing (indicating elderly or low income), the know-it-all demeanor of a liberal college student; and so many others.  Don’t worry, you’ll be thoroughly trained and indoctrinated.

Then, when you see a Democrat who comes in wanting to vote — get right up in his face and scare him off.  Don’t worry, they won’t give you any trouble.  They’re afraid of war, they don’t think nonviolent pot users should be put in jail — in short, they’re pussies.  Just go swaggering up to them and say “Boo!” and they’ll turn and scamper away.

You can do the same thing with election workers inside the polling place.  If you see one of these do-gooders trying to help out some swarthy fuck who doesn’t speak English — see previous paragraph.

Please help us out on Election Day 2012.  Your fellow teabaggers need you.